Adam C. Lipscomb wrote: > > I think we should give Mississippi to the Palestinians. > > Adam
How about the proposal featured in The Onion? http://www.theonion.com/onion3723/west_bank.html <QUOTATION type="news-parody" source="The Onion"> UNITED NATIONS�In a bold gambit hoped to resolve dozens of conflicts around the world, the U.N. announced Monday the establishment of Ethniklashistan, a multinational haven in the West Bank that will serve as a new homeland for Irish Protestants, Hutus, Serbs, and other troubled groups. ... "This is truly a win-win situation," U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell said. "War-ravaged peoples from all over the world finally have a place they can feel safe. And, for the Palestinians and Israelis already there, the presence of additional ethnicities should reduce any pre-existing stresses. Arabs and Jews will enjoy exposure to a glorious, multiethnic stew, and they will, in turn, have the opportunity to lead by example, serving as role models of peaceful coexistence." </QUOTATION>
