A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads:
"The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold the sign up so the driver of each car that passed could read it. "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The priest bowed his head, crossed himself, then turned to the pastor and asked: "Do you think maybe we should put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
