Too darn funny... -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Martijn Faassen Sent: Monday, April 15, 2002 12:59 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Calling All PSU Members
Secret Secret Secret -- For Python Secret Underground Members ONLY. Do NOT distribute outside the PSU. You will be eliminated from the space-time continuum entirely. That is not an idle threat. As stated in previous dispatches, flame wars can be used to extend the maximum age of the universe. Subsequently PSU members have been dilligently adding to such discussions. In particular, PEP 285 (Adding a bool type), has been a point of contention. This has resulted in a change of the cosmological constant, protonic decay rate and the spawning quotient of quantum child universes. The cumulative effect lengthened the future by approximately 534.731 billion years. It also leads to a catastrophic war in the year 285,285 (Common Human Reckoning). A theory first put forward by Arthumus Rex of the Reconstituted Terran Dawn Federation in 8125 CHR explains that abrupt changes to universal constants affect blue quantum spin torsion. This and other warnings are not heeded, leading to an acute scarcity of FUD in the 285th millennium. In 285,285 CHR this results in the Boolean Wars, the conflict that puts all others in the shade. In it, a constantly shifting mesh of alliances between four parties battle each other to a standstill and beyond, risking an ultimate continuum breach. These are the Nothing Union, the League of Falsehood, the Protoknights of Truth and the entity simply known as Existence. This is exactly what the PSU desires. Unfortunately the PSU of eras post 285,285 does not, as it will not exist anymore. This vile and evil PSU is therefore threatening us with Boolean Re-Negation. We do not know what that is, but it sounds ominous. We are therefore ordering all members that, in the spirit of friendly cooperation and not at all due to these threats, they moderate their discussions in the future. -- http://mail.python.org/mailman/listinfo/python-list
