At 10:30 PM 4/21/02, Julia wrote: >Ronn Blankenship wrote: > > > > At 07:40 PM 4/21/02, you wrote: > > >Tonight's X-Files episode is titled "Jump the Shark". > > > > > > Julia > > > > > >who is interested in who dies in it, > > > > (1) Chris Carter? > > > > (2) Most of the audience's brain cells? > >I'd go with (1), myself. Or maybe just his career?
Well, as you probably know by now, the correct answer is �3�. Not �which one� but �how many�. > > >but who doesn't care badly enough > > >to actually *watch*, especially now that she can watch channels besides > > >Fox (the only one we could pick up with no cable after the dogs dug it > > >up and chewed it up, and whoda thunk the cable company would repair it > > >on Sunday evening?) > > > > So what do you plan to watch instead? > >Ended up on Discovery Channel. The Eve show, 2 hours, narrated by Danny >Glover. Interesting theories about human migration. (After I told Dan >that the woman screamed because the blond woman's head was in the box >she'd just opened, he didn't want to stick around to watch "Law & >Order: Criminal Intent", but he'd watch something else, if I found >something good.) Was he really expecting anything else? As soon as the box appeared, I knew what was in it . . . -- Ronn! :) God bless America, Land that I love! Stand beside her, and guide her Thru the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, To the oceans, white with foam� God bless America! My home, sweet home. -- Irving Berlin (1888-1989)
