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�Satire on the subject of the new European Right. "�'Gay professors on the march across Europe' By Mark Steyn (Filed: 11/05/2002) 'GOOD evening," I said, reading the autocue at rehearsal. "Europe was stunned today by the resurgence of the extreme Right wi. Hang on, isn't this last week's script?" "That was France," explained Ron, my producer. "This is Holland." "Gotcha," I said. "So this guy, Pim, is another charismatic, hateful Right-winger like Le Pen, who believes in." I reached under the desk and pulled out the BBC's handy How to Spot a Right-Wing Madman chart. "So, like Le Pen, he believes in Right-wing policies like economic protectionism, minimum wage, massive subsidies to inefficient industries. He's opposed to globalisation, fiercely anti-American." "No, no," said Ron. "Pim doesn't believe any of that conventional Right-wing stuff. He's the other kind of Right-winger." "What other kind?" "The kind that's a sociology professor who believes in promiscuous gay sex and recreational drugs. We've got a call in to Norman Tebbit and Baroness Young asking if they'd like to pay tribute to him from one of their favourite gay bathhouses." "Fabulous," I said. "Great pictures. But how many kinds of Right-wingers are there?"" ... -- William T Goodall [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.wtgab.demon.co.uk
