Costner is so inept he's watchable. I'm still ambivalent though. Actually, I'm asking for ideas regarding some fan fiction I'm writing. It's about a guy who is the Ferdinand Marcos of the Earth, except every claim he's made on his resume is true, plus some more because updating his resume is too time consuming to be worth it. He's got a "Fedaykin" type elite set of bodyguards who won't leave him alone, _because they have no faith_ in his reasoning that whoever touches or harms him in the future is pretty much meat anyway.
So he wants to torture the Fedaykin every which way but loose, until they finally see the light, bury themselves, and go away. Humiliation works, a little bit. Unpredictability in movements and statements. Threatening the end of the world. Fantastic distopic scenarios. All that kind of stuff. I'm open to any and all suggestions!!!!
