I invented an encryption scheme that no computer can break. It's so obvious to me, like the Archimedes lever and the Pyramids, so I'll repeat it here. There are folks who received this [Zaner & Crew] but it's only fair to give it to everybody.
Using plain ASCII text, which has 255 symbols numbered 0 to 255, you can encrypt any type of message by converting to ASCII and then hashing the number pointing to a symbol by *radix* of the number. Use any type of key you like. By limiting the possible results of the hash to a number of digits you don't need delimiters, and thus you can double-hash by randomly determining the number of digits resultant from each hash. There are tons of ways to nudge the hash in one way or another so that it is impossible to decode unless you have the key [Prince]. One such example is to simply reassign the original symbol mapping before hashing. If you still don't understand what I'm explaining, you aren't competent enough to encrypt in the first place. I saw some decent encryption in my son's elementary school, so it's not at all that hard. Plus, we have Unicode nowadays, in addition to ASCII. < . . . . . . . . . ... .. . . . . . . . [mmmmhmm, hold on baby darls, Ahma gonna]> Is this encryption of pornography? Or reinforcement that more than words exist in "ideal" space? And how can you censor it? I'm awesome.
