Here's my Grand Unified Blahblah-yadablahblah: Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't.
Some of you are still trying to convince yourselves that Jesus wasn't in truth a mealy soul and a cheap-ass when alive, using my logic that the sensible people are those who are willing to be hurt. It's only natural, since I've stolen the center of your lives. Well this was given to me, so I'll forward it to you as a gift, freely given: "Y'all come back now, hear?" -- read: Buddhism, or Bud-ism, what have you. I'll explain my reasoning. In order to be spiritually competent, you must have formal education. Jesus mouthed the words of God, but did not have the wealth of ages to be able to interpret it correctly. Now, he had decent taste in people, because his disciples did have a modicum of the wealth of ages. Thus, tax collectors, fishermen, etc. Thus banks. Thus when you borrow money, you pay back the loan with interest, thus the need for perspective on scale. God hates batting .260, as the Bangladeshi told me; it is corruption. We have the choice to bat whatever we can bat. Geese are awesome!
