This has nothing behind it, just pure humor, if anything from me can be pure [hint: nothing from anyone is purely pure, even God only bats .997 and .260]:
I walked into the kitchen, pleased about my argument [good arguments always please me], and then thought, "I'm hungry". Then I thought: Why am I hungry? I'm not getting laid, that's why. I'm still hungry. Hmmm, do I have any money? No. Yes, metaphorically I have tons of money, but no, literally I don't have any money [looks in his wallet]. I would trade the wealth of ages for $5 so I could go get a hamburger. >From Wendy's pa! Guess you had to be there.
