Qat came by again, not looking for food, but a little bit hungry.  I offered 
her Tunis.
She said she's just here to see me.  I said, I'm out of catfood, but somebody 
else will feed you.  She said "duh." [scratching herself with left claw]
Then she started sniffing the flowers and I said, "I smell marvelous, huh?".
She started sniffing around, which means, "good hunting!"
I said, "duh."
She came back and looked inside my house, then said, "I'm actually a little 
bit hungry".
"Someone will feed you" [Afrikaaner across the street unlocks his door and 
enters his house]
Qat licks her left leg.

Desmond Tutu is a fine piece hisself, by the way.

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