Fucks warned me to shut up by feeding me poisoned spaghetti on a flight from Seattle to Alaska, not enough to kill me of course. Fucks kept the secret of the chimpanzee for a long time, and killed lots of humans to keep the secret. Therefore, no soup for fucks. I want every caucasianly dominated [by percentage of population OR percentage of quantifiable wealth, caucasian being those with a single drop of caucasian blood] country to be stripped of their right to bear arms under terms exactly similar to those in the treaty that formed the Weimar Republic [read: terms same, names and places changed, numbers same, except where China agrees changes are necessary]. The alternative is war by nukes, war by famine and drought and earthquakes, or war by multimedia induced insanity.
I'm sure I'm very afraid of dying right now, I just can't remember how.
