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The Top 20 Lines We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie
20> Yoda: "Big these ears are, and breathe through them I can.
Now, the nasty must we do!"
19> Princess Leia: "You're my BROTHER? Well, actually, that
kinda turns me on."
18> Anakin: "MAN, Amidala, you've got a nice pair of tauntauns!"
17> Shmi Skywalker: "So, you had to be a Jedi. You couldn't have
maybe been a doctor?"
16> Jedi Master Letterman: "Amidala, Barbarella. Barbarella,
Amidala."
15> Luke: "C'mon, Uncle Owen, we've already GOT a protocol 'droid.
*PLEASE* can I get the sex 'droid?!?"
14> Obi-Wan: "Congratulations, Jar Jar. Jedi University has
chosen you to be the subject of their next biology lab."
13> Yoda: "Strong is The Force in this one... and large are the
hooters on THIS one!"
12> Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but
I'll never know, 'cause I'll never eat the dirty mother*&!%#."
11> Yoda: "My 'English for Dummies' book! Missing it is.
Seen it, have you?"
10> Anakin: "Dooku, you're gettin' a Dell!"
9> Amidala: "That 'show me your light saber' trick was cute when
you were 8, Anakin. Now put your pants back on."
8> Jar Jar Binks: "Doctor saysa meesa gotsa cancer. Meesa only
livesa another month."
7> Anakin: "Not tonight, Amidala -- I'm too tired. Just take my
light saber and put it on 'vibrate'."
6> Yoda: "Full of asthma, he is. Much noisy breathing in his
future, I sense."
5> Darth Gates: "Our Jedi clones are almost ready, too. May I
introduce: Windu 95, Windu 98, Windu 2000 and Windu XP."
4> Jar Jar Binks: "Lawzy, Miz Amidala -- Meesa don't know nothin'
'bout birthin' no Jedi."
3> Yoda: "Dude, was I talking weird again last night? I always
talk like that when I'm wasted."
2> Jabba the Hutt: "...and a Diet Coke to drink."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Line
We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie...
1> Darth Vader: "Hello, AOL tech support? You have failed me
for the last time..."
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