Ronn wrote:
>
>12> Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but
>I'll never know, 'cause I'll never eat the dirty mother*&!%#."

I am very surprised at this one.  Top Five is usually very careful about not letting 
folks lift from other stuff.  This is an almost direct quote from a list that 
circulated back in 1999, just before TPM came out, of lines that Sam Jackson would be 
saying as Mace Windu.

Here are some others, as I remember them:

- What ain't no planet I ever heard of!  Do they speak Bocce on "What?"

- Hand me my lightsaber.  It's the one that says "Bad Motherf----r."

- Does Jabba the Hutt look like a b---h?

- This is your father's lightsaber.  When you absolutely, positively have to kill 
every motherf-----g stormtooper in the room, accept no substitutes.

- You sendin' the Fett?  S--t, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

There were a few more, and they can be found here:

http://www.thefunnypages.org/lists/TheTOP10ThingsWeWantToHearSamu.html

They were all lines the SLJ said in the two Quentin Tarantino movies he was in.  
Naturally, it features gratuitous profanity, so be cautious at work or wherever.

Anyway, I just wanted to point out that someone cheated on this one.

Jim

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