>  > From: Kevin Street [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>>
>>  I've been *trying* to get an interesting discussion going.
>>  But maybe there
>>  was a bit too much talk about world events (at least events in one
>>  particular section of the world), and people are burned out now.
>>
>I know.  I appreciate the articles you (and others) have been sending.  I've
>been wracking my brains for interesting topics of discussion.  I guess we
>are all a bit burned out.
>
>   - jmh

Well, how about:

Are California Quail Conscious?
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"Hey! A car's coming!" "Great! Let's all run across the road in front 
of it!" "That's a wonderful idea!" "Yes!" "Genius!" "A good plan!" 
"Go! Go! Go!"

That is what my wife Ann Marie claims goes on in our local covey of 
California quail. You see, it happens about one in every three times 
that we turn our cars into the one-lane road that leads to our house, 
and nose them down the hill. About one time in three, as we head 
down, suddenly California quail burst out from the side of the road 
and run straight across it, right in front of the car, at a distance 
of between three and ten yards. We slam on the brakes, not wanting 
mashed quail on our tires. Children squawk, "Dad!" "Ow!" And then 
they are gone--having passed from one side of the road to the other, 
and disappeared under the thorny blackberry bushes. Last time there 
were about twenty of them: six adults and fourteen chicks in two 
clutches, each clutch led by its mother and trailed by its father as 
they ran pell-mell willy-nilly across the road.

They ought to win a Darwin Award or something. They seem to be the 
most unfit animals to deal with suburbia I have ever seen.

Why do they court death by running across the road in front of cars? 
Because they are stupid birds, that's why! Because they are 
programmed to run--not fly: running takes less energy, and they can 
run pretty damn fast--at any sign of disturbance. And a car is a big 
disturbance to a covey of quail pecking by the side of the road.

So are they conscious when they run? Do they think about what they 
are doing? At some level, do they realized that what they are doing 
is inappropriate?

Sooner or later evolution is going to swing into action, and I'm 
going to wind up with mashed quail on my tires. Or perhaps I should 
just get a net: they're probably very tasty...

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