My son, when reaching a dead end for him in conversation, resorts to asking, 
"Just one more question, who invented the sock-heads?"
Bugs me to no end, but that's the joke.  Who invented the sock-heads?

Similarly, one must learn to stop thinking about what will happen and go 
address something more urgent, like what do I want for dinner?  Or who do I 
want to look at after dinner?  Or what activity would be most useful for my 
investment of time?  Exigencies.  My son teaches me that day to day;  he 
doesn't preach, he just enjoys bugging me to no end.

And that is the source for God's law:  enjoy yourself, and you win.  Be good 
at what you do, because your President asks you to, America.  Yada bee-effing 
blah.

You get the idea, or you should, and if you do not, go bug somebody else, 
because I'm just tired of you and your stupid clestions.  I'm not your mommy 
nor am I your pops.  Fernandez [not bad!  check her out!].

On baseball, real actual baseball:  I'm not physically gifted enough to 
actually play with the big boys.  I had the hand-eye coordination, but not 
the strength or stamina, and my mind wanders to other things.  Plus Mel 
Carter totally dropped my pants with a curveball.  My only consolation is 
that the umpire was fooled by it even worse than I was, at the knees and 
hittable, very sharp break at the end . . .

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