Wow.  Everybody, this time.

"You're way too smart; you make everything you touch interesting"
"Yeah I did"
"We hate interesting"
"Yeah I know"
"What's to stop us from killing you and everybody like you?"
"Nothing.  G'head.  Either kill me, handicap me, or . . . "
"We don't have to kill ours, just yours"
"Don't be stupid"
"You're not stupid"
"Yeah I know"

Then:
"Hi!"
"I remember you from Health class.  CAB"
"I didn't know you were a virgin"
"S'alright, she's hot"
"Brown-eyed handsome man, and I teach calculus"
"We know"
"Ever watch Stalag 17?"
"Yeah, Hogan's Heroes too.  Guy died in a supermarket parking lot"
"Imagine, now that I actually have money"
"We know.  What will we do without you?"
"Same, not too hard if you look around you, make the correct assessment, and 
enjoy yourself -- simplicity in chunks rather than the whole big picture"
"Looks like Zorro too"
"Yes, I'm leaving now, listen to what I play when I get home"

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