On Sun, 30 Jun 2002, Julia Thompson wrote: > Then there's the joke about how God created Texas. I don't think I > could do justice in the telling, and I'm not sure where I have it > archived, but I *might* be able to dig it up somewhere if there were > interest. (Or maybe someone else can post it.)
Ed Miller (local KUT dj and performer) wrote a nice song about it. God gave Texas to Satan, who complained that it was "too dry for Hell." (Not this week, however.) Marvin Long Austin, Texas There ain't no Devil; there's just God when he's drunk. -- Tom Waits
