lol. The other voice is, of course, my own. Doppelganger Gia, no offense Miss Palladino, I had to use _some_ image, is in this latest issue of Shape magazine, www.shape.com. Cindy Crawford is here, as well as her doppelganger on the beach. Cindy is sharper than the average bear.
Of course, when she kicks me and I fall out, we laugh and she pulls me down while I throw her down. The rest is missionary. About 20 thousand years ago, Malaysians invented the lever and zero. I believe we are the original mechanics, because our ancestors are everywhere [Eurasia, Americas, Archipelago], because we invented the catamaran, boom, sail, and zero, as well as the first timekeepers and sextants. That is, we looked at the sky and screwed our wives on every beach we came across. Our modern ideal of beauty, and this is not fabricated if you read even modern English literature, is long straight dark hair, thinness in proportion, Italian ass. Men are strong, and women are beautiful, and coloration is as variable as a season or a lifetime, though we keep wanting to return to Adam and Eve, as far as aesthetics of the human body is concerned. I don't think there's a counter to my reasoning, and if there is, I'd like to hear it. The nose. Dunno, I wish they were all Californian. The tagalog word for lever is, pingga or panikwas. Boat, bangka. Friend, barkada [in the same boat]. Sail, paglalayag. Boom, haligo. Zero, wala. Time [causality: nasawi, pagkat, dahilan], panahon, but in days, or araw. Similarly, we did not think in coordinate systems, but I'll guess we thought in units of time, events [mangyayari] and angles of the stars [no linguistic proof found, but I've only been looking like 10 minutes [sulok, kagiliran]]. Except for barca, I don't see any imported words. Look at all our cool stuff.
