A man and his sister walk in from their beemer, dubya, and the guy is both 
butt ugly and sweet as sin.  The girl I used like a kleenex and threw her 
away, because she makes South Carolina look like Frankenstein.  Not really, 
I'll take both actually.  Same accent.  I suspect Pakistan and India behind 
the counter agree, having set the standard with Baputik cover girl.  I'll 
still choose Gia any day.

America claims innocence, Vietnam claims manipulation, in the crimes against 
Cambodia a couple of decades ago.  I can't sort it out, actually.  The best 
thing I can do is enjoy who I'm with, strive for excellence, and make jokes 
about those damned statues on Easter Island.  Geez-Louise, some guy is dopey 
enough to make fun of for centuries!  And now, six billion know.  Look at 
those statues!  And there's not only one, in one aspect, the full spectra of 
poses is there!

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