In response to my:

>To validate near death experiences, we need to have bumper stickers made
for use on the top of crash carts:

 If you can read this, you may not yet be irrevocably dead.

Brin emailed back:

My own favorite.  I'd like to produce a bumper sticker that says VIAGRA
DONOR.

Be careful where you lead my train of thought, especially when I'm awake late 
at night with a cold.

To the tune of
Mariah (Paint Your Wagon)

[Mariah, Mariah They call the wind Mariah.]        (Short version.)


The Hoonish race is known through space as bureaucrats who'll nag ya
Tho' rather stuffy with throats a' puffy--they cannot use Viagra.
Viagra for the human race makes clouds and rain a flyn'
Viagraless would be a mess. [I'd rather be a dyin']

Viagra. Viagra. Hoons cannot use Viagra.

The Hoons did know Viagra's name but gave no thought to weepin'
"What use is it if it don't do more double ent' bookkeepin'?"

But then one day a Hoon came home and started buildin' schooners.
And now they have their "remedy"  ---and males are never "sooners".

Viagra, Viagra. The Hoons don't need Viagra.

William Taylor
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That which does not kill us will sooner or 
     later be used for a half hour sitcom plotline.
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