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Imagine a company, the Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua (RIAA) bottled water company which sells bottled water. Now the RIAA is extremely worried that people who have bought their bottled water may drink it, fill the bottle back up, and then share it with their friends and neighbors. The RIAA insists that their customers' friends should buy their own bottled water, and that sharing water, even if it is of a lower quality than the original, is a violation of the RIAA's right to be the sole distributor of Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua bottled water. Sharing the water becomes popular anyway. Customers of the RIAA bottled water company set up flea markets where they share bottled water for free. Lots of people who visit the flea markets find water they like. They say, "Hey, this RIAA bottle ain't bad. I think I'll go buy the real thing. It'll be even better!" RIAA starts to see their sales of bottled water increase. Manufacturers of lemonade mixes and other complementary products see their sales increase too. Even so, the executives at RIAA are miffed. They wish they had thought of the flea markets, they wish they could charge a fee to enter the market, and they wish they could put a price on every single exchange of water, indeed on every drink. So, being big businessmen who have contributed lots of money to their representatives, they start calling in some favors. The government jumps to their defense. First they shut down the most popular flea markets and in time make progress on wiping out the smaller ones too. But this isn't enough. Representatives Boreman and Cobra introduce a bill that would give agents of the RIAA bottled water company the right to stop the water-drinking customers of RIAA from sharing their water with others. Although ordinarily it would be illegal to go into your customer's homes and lock up their refrigerators so that they couldn't get to their bottled water, the new Boreman-Cobra bill would allow the RIAA this small measure of "self-help". Also, if they catch you in a flea market, they are allowed to chase you around and make sure you don't share your water with anyone else. Never mind that you might be at the market for other legitimate purposes. This bill assumes your guilty until you can prove that you're innocent. It's a great innovation over that tired old police and judicial system that we used to use. Representative Boreman defends the bill and says, "Look, now the agents of the RIAA are not allowed to break your refrigerators. They're not allowed to keep you from getting at your turkey sandwiches either. I'm just advocating that they be allowed to sit in your kitchen by your refrigerator and make sure that you don't go in there with the intent of sharing any Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua bottled water. And sure, if you try to do that, they can wrestle you down to the linoleum floor and have a good hair-pulling brawl with you, but c'mon, clearly these water-sharing lunatics must be stopped! And sure, they can try to trip you at the market, and put gum in your shoes, but again, clearly I must defend the RIAA bottled water company's exclusive right to distribute their bottled water at all costs! After all, they didn't pay me all this money for nothing! RIAA customers complain that their elected representatives are listening more to a group that just admitted to illegally fixing the prices of bottled water than they are listening to their constituents. Customers have even heard that the RIAA bottled water company exploits its workers at the bottling plant and that they turn away lots of qualified employees in favor of those who are trapped in outrageous contracts that amount to indentured servitude. Some RIAA workers said they were making more money due to the demand that sharing created. But mainly RIAA customers ask, "Why does the RIAA get to send vigilantes into my home to be judge, jury, and executioner in one? Where's that jury of my peers?" (The original P2P network.) Things started to look better when the customers of RIAA realized they'd been giving their money to the wrong people. They began to solve their problem when they stopped buying water from Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua and instead on government representatives that wanted to defend their rights to share. They started giving money to non-profit organizations like the Ever Flowing Free water society (EFF.org) who sought to defend customer's rights. And little by little, things started to get better. -B. W. Carver Note: There are obvious objections to almost any analogy, including this one. As I said, it's a first draft of an idea. When I get time I might worry about objections and improvements. _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
