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Imagine a company, the Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua (RIAA) bottled water
company which sells bottled water. Now the RIAA is extremely worried that
people who have bought their bottled water may drink it, fill the bottle
back up, and then share it with their friends and neighbors. The RIAA
insists that their customers' friends should buy their own bottled water,
and that sharing water, even if it is of a lower quality than the
original, is a violation of the RIAA's right to be the sole distributor
of Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua bottled water.

Sharing the water becomes popular anyway. Customers of the RIAA bottled
water company set up flea markets where they share bottled water for
free. Lots of people who visit the flea markets find water they like.
They say, "Hey, this RIAA bottle ain't bad. I think I'll go buy the real
thing. It'll be even better!" RIAA starts to see their sales of bottled
water increase. Manufacturers of lemonade mixes and other complementary
products see their sales increase too. Even so, the executives at RIAA
are miffed. They wish they had thought of the flea markets, they wish
they could charge a fee to enter the market, and they wish they could put
a price on every single exchange of water, indeed on every drink. So,
being big businessmen who have contributed lots of money to their
representatives, they start calling in some favors.

The government jumps to their defense. First they shut down the most
popular flea markets and in time make progress on wiping out the smaller
ones too. But this isn't enough. Representatives Boreman and Cobra
introduce a bill that would give agents of the RIAA bottled water company
the right to stop the water-drinking customers of RIAA from sharing their
water with others. Although ordinarily it would be illegal to go into
your customer's homes and lock up their refrigerators so that they
couldn't get to their bottled water, the new Boreman-Cobra bill would
allow the RIAA this small measure of "self-help". Also, if they catch you
in a flea market, they are allowed to chase you around and make sure you
don't share your water with anyone else. Never mind that you might be at
the market for other legitimate purposes. This bill assumes your guilty
until you can prove that you're innocent. It's a great innovation over
that tired old police and judicial system that we used to use.

Representative Boreman defends the bill and says, "Look, now the agents
of the RIAA are not allowed to break your refrigerators. They're not
allowed to keep you from getting at your turkey sandwiches either. I'm
just advocating that they be allowed to sit in your kitchen by your
refrigerator and make sure that you don't go in there with the intent of
sharing any Rio Idiota Acaparar Agua bottled water. And sure, if you try
to do that, they can wrestle you down to the linoleum floor and have a
good hair-pulling brawl with you, but c'mon, clearly these water-sharing
lunatics must be stopped! And sure, they can try to trip you at the
market, and put gum in your shoes, but again, clearly I must defend the
RIAA bottled water company's exclusive right to distribute their bottled
water at all costs! After all, they didn't pay me all this money for
nothing!

RIAA customers complain that their elected representatives are listening
more to a group that just admitted to illegally fixing the prices of
bottled water than they are listening to their constituents. Customers
have even heard that the RIAA bottled water company exploits its workers
at the bottling plant and that they turn away lots of qualified employees
in favor of those who are trapped in outrageous contracts that amount to
indentured servitude. Some RIAA workers said they were making more money
due to the demand that sharing created. But mainly RIAA customers ask,
"Why does the RIAA get to send vigilantes into my home to be judge, jury,
and executioner in one? Where's that jury of my peers?" (The original P2P
network.) Things started to look better when the customers of RIAA
realized they'd been giving their money to the wrong people. They began
to solve their problem when they stopped buying water from Rio Idiota
Acaparar Agua and instead on government representatives that wanted to
defend their rights to share. They started giving money to non-profit
organizations like the Ever Flowing Free water society (EFF.org) who
sought to defend customer's rights. And little by little, things started
to get better.
-B. W. Carver

Note: There are obvious objections to almost any analogy, including this
one. As I said, it's a first draft of an idea. When I get time I might
worry about objections and improvements.

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