> > >>A major research institution (SRI) has recently announced the discovery of > >>the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been > >>tentatively named "Governmentium". > >> > >>Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and > >>11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. > >> > >>These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are > >>surrounded by vast quantities of lepron-like particles called peons. Since > >>governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be > >>detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A > >>minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to > >>complete when it would normally less than a second. > >> > >>Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but > >>instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant > >>neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass > >>will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some > >>morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. > >> > >>This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate > >>that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in > >>concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical > >>Morass". > >> > >>You know it when you see it.All incoming and outgoing e-mail scanned with > >>Norton Anti-Virus 2002 and AVG > > > > > > >
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