--- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > Debbi > > who can't comment on Tytlals, but doesn't > recommend > > shaking a dreaming cat when it's wormed it's way > under the covers with you... ;) > > Out of the covers can be dangerous as well. > > This is supposed to be a true story...... > > The end of the tale: > > There once was a pharmacist who had a call from the > emergency room for one > quarter of a valium tablet. He couldn't figure out > what such a small dose > would be used for. So he delivered it in person.... > The start of the tale:
> The sink was dripping again. So...The naked man went > to the kitchen. The drip would not go away...So he > had to get on his knees to shut > off the underneath valves. > The naked man had to get on his knees and stick his > head under the sink. > > The middle of the tale from the innocent's point of > view: > > Awake. Fun. Play with me? Play time? Oh look, a new > toy. Bigger than a piece of string. Let's grab it! > > And then from the man's point of view: ARRRGH > >Thunk!< Blackout. > > Again from the innocent's point of view: What > happened? I'm scared. > > Next from the woman's point of view: 911 911 > > The chief paramedics first statement: Cut to back of > head, small amount of bleeding now stanched. > > Chief paramedics second statement: Stop laughing! > <snip> > A man is wheeled into the emergency room with a > large pulsating groin lump under the sheet. > > First thought of doctor on call: What the hell was > this guy playing with and > why didn't the paramedics shut it off. > > Second thought of the same doctor: I'm supposed to > be a professional. I must not laugh. I must not... > > Thought of the innocent: I'm scared. I'm scared. > > What the pharmacist now understood: One quarter > tablet of valium should be > enough to relax the claws of one very scared kitten. <ROTFLOL 'til cries, wiping eyes> A true story: A friend and her husband were feeling frisky and cuddley and fine, until the cat who had snuck under the covers was rudely awakened by Something Huge And Noisy That Fell Onto The Bed! 'Terrified cat strikes out and hits the bull's-eye!' Her husband bellowed but manfully refrained from whacking the cat. Seeing blood, my friend in a panic ran to the bathroom and grabbed an alcohol wipe, then tried to staunch the bleeding...her husband (truly a prince among men) didn't even curse as he snatched the offending hand away...although he did grow quite pale and sank to the floor. That was the end of romance for that night... They Kept That Cat Until She Died Of Old Age Maru (Another friend's story involves a husky's cold nose followed by a very loud 'woof!' - same last sentence) __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
