The Self Made Critic will review the second Lord of the Rings flick
tomorrow at www.brunching.com.  This is from the first part of that
review. I thought it was an amusing intro. :) 
Now if he can only avoid Alberto! :)
Jon



The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers�

There is a fine line between being a fan and being obsessed to the point
of insanity.� Case in point, last year I gave Lord of the Rings: The
Fellowship of the Ring 4 4/5 Babylons.� That's a lot of Babylons.� Very,
very few movies come anywhere near that many Babylons.

Do you have any idea how many emails I got cussing me out for not giving
it 5?

Like I'd personally offended their world because I didn't believe that
the sun rose and fell in Frodo's hairy buttocks.� That I dared suggest
that this movie hadn't made the world a better place for all humanity
seemed to strike some people as just plain wrong, and for that I got
flamed to high heaven and called a 'sniveling jackal of Sauronian
evil.'� Whatever that means.

Now we come to The Two Towers.� Film number two in this immense trilogy
known as The Lord of the Rings.� And guess what?� As much as I didn't
like Fellowship of the Ring (giving it ONLY 4 4/5 Babylons), I liked Two
Towers even less.
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