--- Ronn! Blankenship <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in > airplane. > > One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that > the flight will go > faster if you strike up a conversation with your > fellow passenger." > > The other guy, who had just opened a good book, > closes it slowly, takes off > his glasses and asks, "What would you like > to discuss?" > > The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about > nuclear power?" > > The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some > pretty interesting > conversation. But let me ask you a question first: > > "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, > but the deer excretes > pellets, the cow, big patties, and the horse, clumps > of dried grass. Why is that?" > > The first guy says, "I don't know." > > The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really > think you're qualified to > discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know crap?"
<LOL> For the record, I actually *do* know manure (ruminants vs. not, domestic vs. wild)! And intend to get that post out _sometime_ this month... ;) Bunny Beads Maru __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
