Steve Sloan II wrote:
>
> The Fool wrote:
>
> > http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv
>
> > This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the
> > door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man
> > spoke first:
>
> > John:
> > "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
> > Mary:
> > Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
> > Me:
> > "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why
> > would I want to kiss His ass?"
> > John:
> > "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and
> > if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
>
> Ah. So *that's* where the H. in "Jesus H. Christ" comes from! ;-)
Gee, I thought it was "H" as in "Super Savings"!
(I'll tell the story if anyone asks....)
Julia
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