--- "J. van Baardwijk" wrote: > Jim Sharkey wrote: > > > >- In the bone-chilling deep-freeze of northern > Minnesota, there are > > >dozens of lakes and one deepening mystery. > > > > >Smack in the middle of North Long Lake, > surrounded by eight miles > > >of ice thick enough to drive on, there is a > gaping black hole nearly a half-mile long. > > > > >It is a lake within a frozen lake � a huge > crescent of open water > > >that, for some reason, refuses to freeze over. > > Must be because of the warmth coming from that UFO > that is hiding at the > bottom of the lake, ready to evacuate the Raelians > should the need arise.
Probably the same group of UFOs that, according to my grandmother (bless her heart, she listens _'way_ too much to late night radio talk shows, and has succumbed to belief in massive conspiracy theories), have placed rivers of nuclear waste matter beneath our country... Perhaps _that's_ the true explanation for global warming: UFOs under the Arctic and Antarctic ice pack/shelves. They want to reduce the human population to a more managable, enslavable level, so they're going to flood our coastlines! After all, they tried to use a gengineered influenza virus that they released at Fatima back during WWI... (if I remember my _Chariots of the Gods_ correctly...), and that failed. ;) Let's Hope They Don't Alter Ebola To Be Airborne Maru __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
