Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart: 50� Fahrenheit (10� C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens
35� Fahrenheit (1.6� C) Italian Cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32� Fahrenheit (0 � C) American water freezes. Canadian water get thicker. 0� Fahrenheit (-17.8� C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60� Fahrenheit (-51� C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100� Fahrenheit (-73� C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173� Fahrenheit (-114� C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460� Fahrenheit (-273� C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500� Fahrenheit (-295� C) Hell freezes over. Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. xponent Cold Maru rob ________________________________ You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
