In a stunning reversal, Bull**** has ended its long-standing policy of walking.
Reached for comment by bull**** journalists, a bull**** spokesman said, "At this point, it is unclear exactly what will do the walking from now on, but it definitely will not be Bull****."
As a result, bull**** corporate executives everywhere are scrambling to cope with these unanticipated developments, as are bull**** accounting firms. A major restructuring effort is expected in coming weeks.
The effect on bull**** stock market analysts is, as yet, unknown.
Bull**** attorneys have also been forced to reevaluate their positions, although they expect a somewhat smoother transition.
And bull**** politicians are expected to adapt immediately.
Bull****, which has not yet decided to talk, was unavailable for comment.
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