> From: Matt Grimaldi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> It premiers on March 22 at 9PM ET/PT:
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> http://www.scifi.com/onair/scifipictures/riverworld/

Thanks for the info.  However, I'm not too hopeful.  The following is my
dissection of the summary on the website.  OK.  I'm being a bit pedantic as
I'm a big fan but some of this is ridiculous...

Spoiler space...  (Not sure if it is needed but just in case.)

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>From the website:

> Welcome to legendary author Philip Jos� Farmer's Earthlike afterlife,
> where people from every era have been reborn young and healthy - and
> where an astronaut and a motley assortment of allies battle an ancient
> Roman emperor and a Viking warlord for the soul of humanity. 

So far so good...

> In the year 2009, a meteor shower above Earth claims the life of
> astronaut Jeff Hale. He awakens in an ocean of jade-green
> geodesic bubbles, as a mysterious cloaked figure pierces him with a pike.

Who?  OK.  I guess it's OK that it's not Sir Richard Burton.  I can handle
that.  I'm not so sure about the pike thing though.

> Dazed and in pain, he soon finds himself crawling onto a beach
> littered with canisters of clothing.

Ah.  I wondered how they would handle the nudity issue.  In the books, the
people were completely nude (and hairless) for several weeks (months?) after
awakening.

> Soon dozens of people from different lands and eras emerge from the water.

Wait a minute.  Emerge from the water?

> Remarkably, they understand each other's language

Huh?  One of the most interesting things was the interaction of the various
languages.  OK.  It's TV.  I guess they'd have to do it that way.  Too bad
though.

> all except for the lone Neanderthal man, who is killed by the ancient
> Roman Lucius Domitus Ahenobarbus who became infamous under another
name.... 

Ah, Kaz.  It seems you are not destined to be in the movie for long...

> Suddenly: hoofbeats!

Horses?  Horses?  What?  Other than making Debbie happy (:-), there aren't
any land animals on the Riverworld!!!  Certainly not horses.

> The warlord Valdemar thunders in with an army, to announce that
> he is the ruler of Riverworld

Wait a minute.  Everyone didn't wake up at the same time...?

> and that the newcomers are to be soldiers, workers or slaves.
> Soon Hale and a band of compatriots - among them the now beautiful
> and young octogenarian Alice Liddell Hargreaves, a famous writer
> and Mississippi riverboat captain named Samuel, concentration-camp
> victim Lev Ruach, stunning African priestess Mali and the alien
> Monat,who died on Earth - fight for their freedom and to learn the
> secret of RIVERWORLD. 

I'm OK with most of these.  Actually I think they are excellent choices of
characters from the books to bring together.  Too bad there's no Joe Miller
though...

  - jmh
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