From: "Robert Seeberger" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
"A carnivore's protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog's or cat's farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming.I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include:
Speaking of silent farts, here's one of my favorite fart jokes:
An elderly woman walks into her doctor's office and tells him:
"Doctor, I have this terrible problem! I'm constantly farting and I can't stop, even when I'm
in church, in the line at the grocery store, or at my book club meeting, everywhere I go.
But fortunately all the farts are completely silent and have no smell at all! In fact, I've farted
several times already just since I've entered your office."
The doctor says, "I see. Here take these pills and come back in one week."
A week later, the woman returns to the doctor, and tells him:
"Doc, I've been taking the pills like you said, but they don't work right! I'm still farting
constantly, and they're still totally silent, but now my farts all stink like crazy!"
The doctor replies: "Exellent! The pills are working perfectly - they've fixed your sense
of smell! Now, here take these other pills to fix your hearing!"
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