I use to date my gilrfriend's dito on the sly, but I had to stop. She was too needy.
___ I keep sending ditos down to the studio to try out for the new reality show. A curiur keeps bringing me back their frozen heads. Every time it's the same thing. Right before "lights out" I see a large feild of blue with white whisps and then someone yells "Pull!" You know you are probably right. I have to go and have a word with them, I shouldn't stand for being thrown that way. ___ You have to make sure you stay off drugs when you are making ditos, othewsise they can turn out halph baked. ___ My friend's ditto got high the other day and went running around the street naked. I got so fed up I forced him to at least put on some stoneware. ___ My chinese wife keeps teling me that I am wasting dittos on all the crazy sunts I pull. She says "you're so clayzee!" ___ I like to allways take a few dittos with me when I go site-seeing, that way I always remember the attraction with a pan-ceramic view. ___ I don't know what they put in the public pools these days, but I was at the Y and this whole family of ditos jumped in making quite a ruckes. It was a slurry of activity. ___ I'm just Raku-ing them up arn't I? --- Chad Cooper <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > So one guy says to the other... > "I saw one of your dittos the other day." > "Yeah?" > "Yeah, he had this glazed look on his face!" > > bumpbump..bump! > > and how about this tongue twister. > > The Ditto dittoed the ditto's ditto. > > RealNerd From Hell > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Chad Cooper [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:23 AM > > To: 'Killer Bs Discussion' > > Subject: RE: Br!n: RE: New Br!n Novel? > > > > > > OK, its a stinker, but here goes... > > What is it called when a person commits a violent act against a ditto? > > > > Assault'n Pottery with intent to Kil'n > > > > (Blame my Green!) > > Nerd From Hell > > > > > > > > Or a group of Terrorists/Anarchists/Deconstructionists who > > > kidnap and ditto > > > random people for no apparent reason? > > > > > > My Life With The Thrill Kil'n Cult > > > > > > > > > xponent > > > Kil'n Me, Ce Soir Maru > > > rob > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > > http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l > > > > _______________________________________________ > http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l ===== _________________________________________________ Jan William Coffey _________________________________________________ __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
