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You mean... *fluid transfer*?
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==================================================================June 27, 2003
The Top 10 Punchlines to Science Fiction Dirty Jokes
10> "Nga'chuq!"
9> "'Done in a Flash Gordon' is more like it."
8> There are skid marks in front of the tribble.
7> A Bantha fell in the mud!
6> "You're a mean drunk, Q."
5> "Well, it's certainly small enough to be nanotech!"
4> "Well that's because Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure!"
3> "She's no Wookiee, she's a pro!"
2> "'Your Precious' or not, I'm pretty sure that's not where
you're supposed to wear it."
and the Number 1 Punchline to a Science Fiction Dirty Joke...
1> "Klingon? Boy, did she ever!"
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================================================================== Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Steven Shehori, Toronto, Canada -- 1 (Woohoo!) Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT -- 2 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 3, 4, 9 (Hat trick!) Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA -- 5, 10 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 6, 8 Kevin Hogarty, Bedford, PA -- 7 Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- Dark Lord of the Sith
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Punchlines to Science Fiction Dirty Jokes
RUNNERS UP list -- 25 Credits, Same as in Mos Eisley
------------------------------------------------------------------So the Klingon says, "Honor? I hardly know her!"
(Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA)And that collection of toys she called "Deep Space 9."
(Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)"That's odd, I know I had three when I came in here...."
(Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)So that telepaths can hate them too!
(Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD)Uranus!
(Kevin Hogarty, Bedford, PA)I don't know who the other two guys are, but the one in the middle
is a tribble!
(Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ)------------------------------------------------------------------
Punchlines to Science Fiction Dirty Jokes
HONORABLE MENTION list -- Attack Of the Groans
------------------------------------------------------------------"For measly five dollars -- what you get -- am I. Vaseline need you
shall, mmmm?"
(Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL)"So the Ferengi says, 'If you think that was good, wait until I get
both legs in!'"
(Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ)"... and if my time machine were working, I would be my own
great-grandfather!"
(Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA)Not being a Klingon in the first place!
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