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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SCIENCE
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==================================================================October 14, 2003
NOTE FROM LARRY:
Thanks to all those who took the contributor test,
and good luck next time if you weren't selected.
This week's list premieres nine new contributors. To
them we say welcome to the lab, and for your
safety please wear the imaginary white coats and
goggles provided before conducting any science
humor list thought experiments. And for more fashion-related humor, you might want to research
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http://www.topfive.com/fivers.shtmlThe Top 9 Cool Scientist Fashion Accessories
9> Lycra lab coats for that sleek, sexy look.
8> Clothing. I mean, would YOU want to see a scientist naked?
7> Baby-smooth skin, thanks to Occam's Razor.
6> Periodic Table 'do rag.
5> String Theory tie.
4> Skull cap (now with real skull).
3> Microscope on a rope.
2> Heisenberg underwear: So comfortable, you can never be
certain if you're wearing it or not.and the Number 1 Cool Scientist Fashion Accessory...
1> Carbon 13 tie clip: The ultimate dating accessory.
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================================================================== Selected from 50 submissions from 16 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Stephen Lister, Brisbane, Australia -- 1 Ronn Blankenship, Birmingham, AL -- 2 Edward Krayewski, Newark, NJ -- 3 Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT -- 4 Chris Reynolds, Toronto, ON -- 5 Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA -- 6 David Frier, Rochester, NY -- 7 Michael Wettstein, Cernier, Switzerland -- 8 Philip Chang, Birmingham, AL -- 9 Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- Ass Professor
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[Actually, I didn't think that was necessarily the funniest one I submitted, though obviously someone did . . . ]
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