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NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Seeing as we may be living there soon...
The Top 9 Movies on Mars (Part 1)
9> The Thin Red Atmosphere
8> Waterlessworld
7> (Insert any David Lynch title here)
6> Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (They may be Martians,
but come ON -- everyone likes that one.) 5> War of the Worlds II -- We Got NyQuil This Time, Puny Cold
Germs!4> Looking for Mr. Goodprobe
3> My Left Tentacle
2> The Unbearable Darkness of Being So Far From the Freakin' Sun
and the Number 1 Movie on Mars...
1> Glitter
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BIG HITS
The Hunt for Red October (Special Edition DVD)
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008K76U/tfc15-20>
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: The Classic Guide to Understanding the Opposite Sex (Book)
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060574216/tfc15-20>
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NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
The President's got us thinkin' about...
The Top 8 Movies on Mars (Part 2)
8> Earth Attacks!
7> The Lucille Ball Story
6> Total Recall: Director's Cut
5> The Right-Wing's Stuff
4> (Tie between Reds, Red Dawn, Red Heat, Red Planet, Red Dragon,
The Red Violin, Red Corner, The Thin Red Line, and The Hunt
for Red October.)3> Enough Air to Remember
2> A Rover Runs Through It
and the Number 1 Movie on Mars...
1> Kill Greep-torp, Vol. 1
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BIG HITS
My Favorite Martian ('60s sitcom on DVD)
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6305826838/tfc15-20>
The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury (book)
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0553278223/tfc15-20>
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The Top 7 Signs Your Roommate Is an Alien
7> He mows circles into the football field at halftime.
6> His e-mails home all end with the line, "PS: Give my regards to
Elvis." 5> You ask him for a hand moving your desk and he offers you
three. 4> Watching "Alien" gets him sexually excited, yet he fast-forwards
over the Sigourney Weaver scenes. 3> "She talks to the microwave? Toaster, sure! Who doesn't? But
microwave? Dude, she's an alien." 2> He's a piano major, but he only plays five notes and always
in the same intervals.and the Number 1 Sign Your Roommate Is an Alien...
1> Co-eds leave messages on his machine regularly, requesting further probing.
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Signs Your Roommate Is an Alien
RUNNERS UP list -- Not From Around Here
------------------------------------------------------------------When you bring your date back to your dorm room, he says, "Oh,
you've brought back a female of the species for mating! Just
ignore me, it'll be like I'm not even here."
(Chris Troute, UA Anchorage)You have the feeling you're being watched... from the inside.
(Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom U.)You get a lot of mysterious e-mail from [EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia Community College)He has a six-foot-long articulated tongue... and is very popular
with the coeds.
(James Knowles, Cal Poly, SLO)He spends most of his nights hanging around people named "Billy
Bob" and "Ray Lee," or so he claims.
(Audra Whitton, Northern Virginia Community College)"Good God, what is he DOING to the mascot?"
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Signs Your Roommate Is an Alien
HONORABLE MENTION list -- Spaced Out
------------------------------------------------------------------After viewing pictures from the Spirit and Opportunity rovers,
she gets homesick.
(Mike Klauss, Cleveland State U.)Glows green. Without eating at the cafeteria.
(David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos)Crop-circle-like marking in the quad is suspiciously similar to
the tattoo he got in a drunken stupor last night.
(David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos)In physics class, he scoffs when the professor talks about Earth's
three dimensions and replies with "Ha! Try eleven."
(Mike Klauss, Cleveland State U.)Her major: Independent Studies - Earth History
(Scott Witmer, Penn State)He mysteriously returns the Mars rover Spirit to NASA. Fixed.
(David J. Ludwig, CSU San Marcos)Keeps mumbling something about a new TV show "Third Eye for the
Alien Guy."
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