On Tue, Feb 17, 2004 at 09:33:19PM -0500, Bryon Daly wrote: > John did not mention artificial insemination at all, seemingly > ignoring that possibility in his original post. I'll quote the > relevant bit here:
.... > In my reply, I pointed this oversight out, which he acknowledged and > then shifted his position to argue that the government shouldn't > encourage homosexuals to have children: > > "I'm sure that it is possible..... unmarried couples can have > > children. Homosexual couples are of course physically capable > > of adoption. Nevertheless, homosexual unions do not naturally > > produce children the way heterosexual unions do. Moreover, the > > question becomes - should we *incentivise* homosexual couples having > > children. I argue that we should not." Which is why I support the National Doggie-Style Amendment. As anyone who has been to the zoo knows, front penetration is unnatural. We should not provide government incentives to, for example, Catholics who engage in the unnatural act of front penetration. Any savages who copulate only by front penetration are, by definition, infertile. Therefore, it is only natural that we amend the Consitution to prohibit children conceived through front penetration from attending public schools. This will force the sick parents to pay for a private education, thus removing one of the government incentives to the sick and unnatural act of front penetration. Of course, you may argue that this amendment is wrong-headed. Obviously, there are many other government incentives to front-penetration, such as the government allowing churches who promulgate this sick, unnatural act to get off without paying their fair share of taxes. I agree that the National Doggie-Style amendment does not go nearly far enough to de-incentivize the sick, unnatural act of front penetration which threatens the stability of our great nation. That is why I am currently working on a amendment to ban marriage for Catholics. Of course, that is just a start... -- Erik Reuter http://www.erikreuter.net/ _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
