http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/05/419_cold_fusion/

Since they already have a man in space, it should come as no surprise
that our old mates from Lagos have pulled off an even more impressive
feat - cold fusion. Well, it was actually the brilliant Nigerian
physicist Koffi Abacha, who sadly died in the obligatory mysterious
plane crash.

However, his work looks promising, and for just $10,000 you can buy
yourself into the energy revolution. Read on:

  From: Barrister Bernard Akume
  Akume Inneh Law Firm
  Legal Practitioners
  10, Adelabu Street
  Surulere, Lagos
  Nigeria
  Contact: Barrister Bernard Akume
  Tel: +234-80-23222528
  Fax: 1 309 423 4393<

  Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

  Confidential Proposal/Investment Assistance for Cold Fusion Energy
Device.

  Greetings to you in the name of the most high God, from my beloved
country Nigeria. I am sorry and I solicit your permission into your
privacy. I am Barrister Bernard Akume, lawyer to the late Dr. Koffi
Abacha, a brilliant Nigerian physicist.

  My former client, late Dr. Koffi Abacha, died in a mysterious plane
crash in the year 1994 on the way to a scientific conference to make
an announcement of the utmost importance to mankind. He was planning
to present a paper regarding his extensive work on cold fusion. It is
said the cold fusion device he had developed, produced 10-times more
energy than the energy source that fed into it. The device was about
the size of a steamer trunk.

  Dr. Stanley Pons and Professor Martin Fleischman of Southampton
University in the UK consulted the late Dr. Abacha regarding their
ongoing cold fusion experiments. While enroute to the Paris scientific
conference, the plane carrying Dr. Koffi Abacha mysteriously exploded
over the ocean. Without the wise Dr. Abachas guidance, Dr. Pons and
Professor Fleischman made no further progress in their cold fusion
research.

  Upon the death of my former client and unknown to his colleagues,
two trunk boxes came into my possession. One trunk box contains some
type of energy producing device. The late Doctor called it his cold
fusion fuel cell. The second trunk box contains thousands of pages of
scientific papers and notes. The trunk boxes had been placed in
storage, for safe keeping, at a Lagos security storage firm in 1994
just before the late Dr. Abacha left on his ill fated flight to Paris.

  The security storage firm does not know the actual content of the
trunk boxes. My client and I told them that the boxes contain old
African artifacts to be delivered to a client outside the country via
Air Courier Services. For now it is only you and I that is having
knowledge of this wonderful invention.

  The only assistance I require from you is to help me send these
trunks out of Nigeria and receive these trunk boxes in either Sydney,
London or New York, depending on your country of agreement. Once these
trunk boxes are out of Nigeria, I shall seek your advice in obtaining
a local patent in your name and licensing the device to investors.

  I need $ 10,000 U.S. dollars to pay past due storage fees, freight
charges, and possible bribes to local customs officers.

  Once this device is licensed, the resulting funds shall be disbursed
accordingly as follows: 25-percent for the recipient (you) from the
total sum. 2-percent for the courier officer in the country where you
shall receive the trunk boxes. 5-percent set aside from the entire sum
for expenses incurred by both parties in due course of executing this
transaction (home and abroad). 68-percent for me. If you are not
satisfied with the percentage sharing of the fund feel free to let me
know. In compliance with this you are to immediately forward to me by
mail the following: Your full names and address Confidential telephone
and fax numbers.

  With this information I will immediately commence all necessary
documentation for a successful shipment of the first trunk box to your
country of choice as all the modalities have already been worked out
by me. I will also give you full details of this whole transaction
which I have already perfected in due course.

  Please note that you are to treat this with utmost confidentiality
willing or not willing to assist me in this transaction as nobody
knows about this invention and I am still an active lawyer in this
country.

  THE CHOICE IS YOURS, IF I WERE YOU I WOULD, BECAUSE IT WILL COST YOU
LITTLE OR NOTHING TO ACHIEVE THIS AND THE BENEFIT WILL CHANGE YOUR
LIFE FOREVER.

  Remain blessed in the name of GOD.

  Yours faithfully, Barrister Bernard Akume

  Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Nice one. An all-you-can-eat energy-producing device for just 10
grand? Sounds too good to be true... �



xponent

Meme Spread On Toast Maru

rob


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