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May 18, 2004


NOTE FROM KIM:

             Adidas has developed a running shoe with a
          computer chip inside that adjusts the cushioning
          level as the wearer runs. For the full story see
<http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/business/050704ap_business_adidas.html>

        And check out this Thursday's Top5 Health and Beauty
     for "Signs There's a Computer Chip in Your Running Shoes."
      Go to http://www.topfive.com/fivers.shtml to subscribe!


The Top 8 Features of the Computerized Running Shoe


8> Works with either CAT-5 or twisted pair of laces.

  7> You have to throw out all your old socks due to
     incompatibility.

  6> The same shoes purchased a week after yours for the same
     price let you run 10% faster.

  5> Built in History function allows the shoes to guide you
     down old familiar paths.

  4> Not enough RAM for a virus checker means it's very
     susceptible to athlete's foot and gout.

  3> It's featured in the new Kurt Russell Disney kid flick
     sequel, "The Computer WAS a Tennis Shoe."

  2> To reboot, you give it the "Three-Toed Salute."


and the Number 1 Feature of the Computerized Running Shoe...


1> You think you're going to wear them to do lots of important things, but you end up mostly walking into porn shops.



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