2 New Elements for the periodic chart:

      Element:  WOMEN

      Symbol:  Wo

      Atomic Weight:  120 (more or less, usually more)

      Physical Properties:  Generally round in form.  Boils at nothing
and
      may freeze anytime.  Melts whenever treated properly.  Very
bitter if
      not used well.

      Chemical Properties:  Very active.  Highly unstable.  Possesses
strong
      affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when
      left alone.  Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
      slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.  Ages
rapidly.

      Usage:  Highly ornamental.  An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion
      of wealth.  Probably the most powerful income reducing agent
known.

      Caution:  Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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      Element:  MAN

      Symbol:  XY

      Atomic Weight:  180+/-100

      Physical Properties:  Solid at room temperature but gets bent
out of
      shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.  Difficult to find a
pure
      sample.  Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity
      as easily as young  fresh samples.


      Chemical Properties:  Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can
get.
      Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.  Becomes explosive
when
      mixed  with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time.
Pretty
basic.
      Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

      Usage:  None really, except methane production.  Good samples
are able
      to produce large quantities on command.

      Caution:  In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes
and
      begins to smell.


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xponent
BA Maru
rob


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