On Sep 9, 2004, at 12:03 PM, Damon Agretto wrote:
I've played Dungeons & Dragons for slightly over 20 years. I have never had the urge to drink unicorn blood, thankfully.
That's because you don't drink it, silly:
Unicorn Blood Pudding
• 1 qt. Unicorn's blood • 3/4 lb. bread crumbs, made from cracked wafers of the Host • 1/2 lb. suet from a virgin's backside • Brimstone and pepper, to taste • 1 qt. milk from a two-headed goat • 1 c. cooked barley boiled in the tears of unbaptized infants • 1 c. dry oatmeal harvested from wild grasses on Golgotha • 1 oz. powdered mint (also known as the seasoning of Muslims)
Mix all ingredients together in a skull, pour into a large pan and bring to a boil, preferably over a fire made of wood from the One True Cross (any sanctuary's crucifix will do if properly defiled first).
Pour in a wide shallow bowl and garnish with priests' entrails. When cold it may be cut into slices and fried as an appetizer to brisket of acolyte.
-- WthmO
More fun than a bucket of live bait. But not as much fun as a trailerful of raccoons. --
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