On Sep 9, 2004, at 12:03 PM, Damon Agretto wrote:

I've played Dungeons & Dragons for slightly over 20
years. I have never had the urge to drink unicorn
blood, thankfully.

That's because you don't drink it, silly:

Unicorn Blood Pudding

  •      1 qt. Unicorn's blood
  •       3/4 lb. bread crumbs, made from cracked wafers of the Host
  •       1/2 lb. suet from a virgin's backside
  •       Brimstone and pepper, to taste
  •       1 qt. milk from a two-headed goat
  •       1 c. cooked barley boiled in the tears of unbaptized infants
  •       1 c. dry oatmeal harvested from wild grasses on Golgotha
  •       1 oz. powdered mint (also known as the seasoning of Muslims)

Mix all ingredients together in a skull, pour into a large pan and bring to a boil, preferably over a fire made of wood from the One True Cross (any sanctuary's crucifix will do if properly defiled first).

Pour in a wide shallow bowl and garnish with priests' entrails. When cold it may be cut into slices and fried as an appetizer to brisket of acolyte.


-- WthmO

More fun than a bucket of live bait.
But not as much fun as a trailerful of raccoons.
--

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