http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
(Funny, considering I avoid Pokemon like the plague....)Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
(I have it installed, but what is there to love?)Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
(Oh, like what I fixed for dinner tonight?)
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
(I've never worn stick-on ears in my life. But I like hanging around the costumed people at cons....)
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(That's the second recommendation I've gotten for that. Ought to check it out this decade....)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
(Fnord!)Politics
Stop caring!
(I think I already reduced my caring level....)Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(No, just recognizable.)Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
(Does not!)
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
(Yes, it is.)
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
(Yeah, but it's more fun to recycle creatively!)Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
(Go Britain!)Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
(I could have told you I was infected with that awhile ago....)Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
(You realize, of course, that it's a 215/216 chance of rolling a 4 or more with 3d6....)
British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
(Whew!)Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
(But Keroppi is so cuuuute!)
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
(The sad thing is, I pretty much stopped playing computer games about 4 years ago....)
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
(I prefer something with 3 buttons, myself. Really.)Julia _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
