On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 13:01:08 -0500 Julia Thompson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > And no I don't drink the black stuff I am a Smithwicks man myself and > > spirit of choice will Southern Comfort (reserve) > > > > ohh feel ill about the idea of Bud.... > > So do I, which makes the existence of 8 bottles of the stuff in my > pantry absolutely horrifying. :P > > (Long story. Apparently, my children are related to someone who doesn't > have decent taste in beer.... At least they have *me* modelling *good* > beer purchasing.) > > Julia I apologise for the swear word in the following joke! At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate." Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke." Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks." The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I". -- ___________________________________ The pen is mightier than the sword! Edward Bulwer-Lytton (1803-73) Just look what happened in the US in 2000 Bush wins with the Pen of a Judge! Alex Gogan (1968- gulp!) -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.344 / Virus Database: 267.11.0/103 - Release Date: 15/09/2005 _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
