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May 2, 2006
NOTE FROM LARRY:
Bladders grown in the lab have been
successfully implanted into people:
http://tinyurl.com/l7skw
This technology obviously has
tremendous life-improving potential,
which we will of course ignore and
explore instead our frivolous topic:
The Top 9 Other Uses of Lab-Grown Bladders
9> Pool water warmer.
8> Biodegradable water balloon fights.
7> Very expensive whoopie cushions.
6> Bladder balloons make for festive med school graduation
ceremonies.
5> Now even Johonasen Brinbachermeisterwin can spell his name in
the snow.
4> Inflated to 240 kPa: emergency spare.
3> Attach a lab-grown harmonica: instant bagpipes.
2> Really extreme volley ball.
and the Number 1 Other Use of Lab-Grown Bladders...
1> Put a leaky one in your friend's locker just to piss him off.
[ Copyright 2006 by Chris White ]
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Kevin Van Houten, The Colony, TX -- 1, 3, 4, 9 (Eureka!)
Guy Payne, Leeds, AL -- 2, 6
Stephen F. Roberts, Fredericksburg, VA -- 5
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA -- 7
Philip Chang, Birmingham, AL -- 8
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