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August 25, 2006
NOTE FROM DAVE:
In the latest incarnation of Battlestar
Galactica on the Sci-Fi Channel, there
have been some major character changes.
Some might even say "improvements."
The Top 10 Reasons New Starbuck Is Better Than Old Starbuck
10> Then: Your girlfriend had a crush on Starbuck, and you were
jealous.
Now: Your girlfriend has a crush on Starbuck, and you want to
hear more.
9> The sexual tension between Apollo and Starbuck no longer
creeps you out.
8> New Starbuck appears 73% less likely to be stopped by a
chipped nail.
7> Viper-pilot shower scenes improve 300%.
6> In the unrated version, Starbuck finds out why Cylons' helmets
are shaped like that.
5> One word: Hooters.
4> She's at least a Grande. In the right top, she's a Venti.
3> New Starbuck: Long blonde hair, sexy feminine walk, tight
pants.
Old Starbuck: Long blonde hair, sexy femin-- uh, what
was the question again?
2> If the old Starbuck had gone after the "Arrow of Apollo" we
would have had to endure 10,000 "Brokeback Battlestar" jokes.
and the Number 1 Reason New Starbuck Is Better Than Old
Starbuck...
1> Old Starbuck: Nose crinkles when winning at cards.
New Starbuck: Headlights come on when winning at cards.
[ Copyright 2006 by Chris White ]
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