Hear ye. Hear ye. To all Mo[u]guers Perl[e], to my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, to all denziens throughout the lands of faire Albion, upon whose shores waves of grace are blessed, I give thee pause to taketh note. At this location, upon this time, and at a place well suited to thee for communication oft, and with, internets blessed, thou canst find the [proposed] Schedule of Events, for the Workshoppe of Londinium to be held on Saturday, the twenty-ninth day of November in this year of our Lord two thousand and eight.
Thy attention is turneth to: http://www.markkeating.me.uk/lpw2008/Schedule.pdf If thou wisheth to raise a concern then at thy pleasure, though perhaps to some otherwise non dream't of consternation, address they words to mdk(at)shadowcat.co.uk, where no doubt they shall be read upon, remarketh upon and then shredded and fed to a cat.[1] If thou seeketh to complain then simply follow these three steps: First: writeth thy complaint on finest Egyptium Vellum using a quill from the Scottish Sea eagle in thine own blood, affixing a seal made from gristle of your own flesh. Second: Assign one of thy lesser servants to tarry to Lord Gregory (head of l.pm)[2] and seeketh from him the secret addresses wherein the dark masters who control the secret writings of Perl[e] dwell. Third: Stuff they complaint down the throat of a freshly slaughtered goat and cast it upon the sacrificial pyre while recounting sixteen of thy favourite memes backwards into a mirror. Thy complaint shouldst then reach the correct Seraphim who shalt wing it to its rightful home. Thy thanks as always shower me with much greatness. Mark [1] I will of course read them and do all I can to aid, and/or assist your query. [2] Please don't really bother Greg, well not until the day of the conference at least, and then only after he has quaffed at least five fine ales. -- Mark Keating BA (Hons) | Writer, Photographer, Cat-Herder Managing Director | Shadowcat Systems Limited Director/Secretary | Enlightened Perl Organisation http://www.shadowcat.co.uk | http://www.enlightenedperl.org http://linkedin.com/in/markkeating | 'Sufficiently Advanced Technology' -- CosmicPerl.com CGI Scripts <http://www.cosmicperl.com> Lyle Hopkins "How can I help?" _______________________________________________ BristolBathPM mailing list [email protected] http://mailman.bristolbath.org/mailman/listinfo/bristolbathpm
