With Stig on this one I'm afraid Sarah.
While you (and others) may find your comments amusing I'm sure it's possible
to put your views in a more constructive way.
I'm sure that Ben and any others are more than willing to listen to views
providing they are constructive.
----- Original Message -----
From: "sarah gibbons" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, March 05, 2001 9:49 AM
Subject: Tough on drugs, tough on the causes of drugs
> Tough on Drugs, Tough on the causes of Drugs!
> BUF secretary Ben Ravilious unveiled his tough new stance on drug abuse
> within the ultimate community today. At a press conference held at his
local
> shop in Leicester, Mr Ravilious claimed that he was prepared to take
> "draconian measures" against any athletes who wilfully "bring the game
into
> disrepute."
>
> "Quite frankly, some of these things that ultimate players get up to at
> tournaments is outrageous! I once saw a player leaving an off-licence with
> four whole cans of Stella! This is a serious sport for serious people,
we'll
> have no trouble!" Mr Ravilious exclaimed, before resuming his online game
of
> Connect-4 with his Peruvian penpal.
>
> Some of the more radical members of the community are shocked by the BUF
> hardman's tough stance. "It's an open cry of fascism," decried one
anonymous
> protestor, from an unknown location in Nottingham. "Who the f*ck to the
BUF
> think they f**king are? Ann F**cking Widdecombe?"
>
> The Society for the Promotion of Naked Ultimate also expressed some
> concerns. In an official statement to the press, a representative stated
> that while they had no problems with certain restrictions on prizes, they
> had reservations about some of the more broad-reaching measures. "Indeed,
> last year, at a tournament we hosted, we were going to present each team
> with a king-size dildo. But after careful consideration, we realised that
we
> might offend the highly active ultimate-playing Eunuch community, and some
> of britain's male players with deeper psychological insecurities."
>
> The restrictions imposed upon any game of naked ultimate by a British
> citizen are explicit. All nude players are now required apply for a permit
> 6 months before the game takes place. Permits will not be granted to
anyone
> with a criminal record or with an unduly large member (size to be decided
by
> two-thirds majority of a committee of Druid players with no less than 20
> years playing experience each) Similar limitations are to be applied to
> anyone wishing to roll a spliff in a discraft 175.
>
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