>TOUR ONE BRISTOL > > ENTRY FEE - �145 per team > > A (hopefully satisfactory) discount of �25 is available for student > teams i.e. �120. >
Finally!!!!! the Tour tournament with everything the heart desires: > flat, level, grassy pitches, as far as the eye can > see, all with a moderate diagonal crosswind, no matter > what the orientation of the pitch; > an unlimited supply of fresh fruit, bagels, and mains > water, to be found on the scorekeepers tables - below > the electronic scoreboard - mounted on the front of > the physio's pavilions AT EVERY PITCH; > PA announcements of who's playing where and when, and > score updates; > dedicated Press photographers (7 per pitch) to capture > your sickest moves on celluloid; > Golf buggies to get you between pitches with minimum > effort; > limos to the party (dress code: black tie and little > black dresses) - a five course meal with champagne and > fine wine accompanied by a string quartet, then the > option to chill out or groove to the latest tunes > until sunrise; > live video relay to giant screens so you can check all > the great plays of the semis and Final from the > comfort of your deckchair or hot tub space; > Cheerleaders for all teams, and a rockin' halftime > show at halftime (rumours of Will Young, Pop Idol, and > Hear Say in support) in the Final; > Waiter drinks service to you deckchair / hot tub; > Guaranteed ambient temperature of 22 centigrade. That's a damn good deal! Seriously though: Fluid Druids cheque will be in the post in the not-too-distant future; I'll be putting some effort into bids for 2003, and, if they're the only ones, giving up working for a living! Best regards, Wayne Retter NB: These are MY personal opinions, and NOT necessarily those of either Fluid Druids, or Layout Dreams. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Wayne Retter [EMAIL PROTECTED]
