From: Herd Corporate Branding Department Directorate Subject: Herd Corporate Branding Regulations To: Mr Daniel Berry Esq.
Dear Sir, re: your electronic communication dated 17/01/2011 REF: "Strawberry milkshake vomit" Herd kit-wearing regulation 23.4.2 states that Herd kit must be worn for a minimum of 26 days per calendar year. Your suggested usage of one pair of shorts for each day of the week complies with this regulation; however, your application for 'special occasion' shorts would be declined. Please note that any implied sarcasm will reduce the chance of the applicant receiving Herd shorts. With your regards to your suggestion of sharing Marketing and Branding expertise, I regret to inform you that Herd Corp brand guidelines prohibit any dilution of the brand or cooperation with external agencies without explicit and unanimous agreement from the Herd Corp executive group. To request a hard copy of the kit regulations or to continue discussion of this topic, please write to Herd Corp headquarters with the following information: your name, address, date of birth, certified copy of birth certificate or passport, complete list of ultimate teams played for in the last 10 years (including tournaments attended, positions played, and written confirmation from each team captain). Finally, on behalf of the entire Herd Corp directorate, may I wish you all best in disposing of your "vomit" kit. Regards, pp. Herd Corporate Branding Department Directorate Herd Corp and its related companies is a trading division of Thundering Herd Ultimate Frisbee Team The information and kit guidelines contained in this email is confidential and is intended for the addressee only. The contents of this email must not be disclosed or copied without the sender's consent. If you are not the intended recipient of the message and do not understand the terms "ultimate", "kit guidelines" or "strawberry milkshake vomit", please notify the sender immediately, and delete the message. The statements and opinions expressed in this message are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Thundering Herd or the Herdcore Community (TM). No commitments may be inferred from the contents unless explicitly stated. Our milkshake may or may not bring all the boys to the yard. Thundering Herd does not take any responsibility for the personal views of the author. __________________________________________________ BritDisc mailing list [email protected] http://www.fysh.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/britdisc Staying informed - http://www.ukultimate.com/staying-informed
