Ladies and Gentlemen of Great Britain,
2012 is going to a great year to be British.
Not only is it going to be the year we celebrate the 60th anniversary
of the reign of our illustrious and still quite foxy monarch, but we
will also be playing host to one of the most impressive and well
regarded international sporting events in the world*…
BRITISH THUMBER TIME 2012: The Diamond Edition
Thanks to that right royal sexpot Betty Windsor, the weekend of the
3rd June will be a FOUR DAY WEEKEND for most of the UK.
So this year BTT will be much earlier, and you’ll have a whole extra
day to recover from your banter induced injuries (physical and mental)
before returning to the real world.
In brief, British Thumber Time is a three day, outdoor (grass), loose
mixed tournament. Camping is on site, and we breakfast and dinner
every day is included in your player fee.
Bidding is now open to get your team a spot secured at the most
chaptastic banterfest of 2012.
Based on your feedback from last year we’ve made some changes. They
include:
- More bunting
- Nightly good/evil games booked into the schedule, with proper
scoring and less nudity (maybe)
- Fewer buildings falling down (maybe)
- Better vegetarian options, and more of them
- An even bigger outdoor party tent
- An even longer and more elaborate beer race
- More warning before naked people run past (we'll do our best)
- Better rotation of pitches.
- More changing facilities and toilets.
- More port
Actually, more port might not be physically possible. But you’ll still
be camping next to the pitches, getting all your meals provided,
attending three massive parties and receiving all the trimmings we can
come up with between now and June.
Now for the bad news: We’ve had to change the prices in an attempt not
to lose so much money. We've increased the team fee to 150 pounds
sterling, and the player fee is now £20.
To bid, we need to know your team name, contact details and a guess at
how many players you'll be bringing. Send us your bid to our
electronic mail address: [email protected]
God save the queen,
Jaff and chaps at Suck My Thumber Towers
*at least to people of any good standing
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