From the duo that brought you the helpful and hilarious Survival Tips for
MTV's VMA's and Memorial Day Weekend, Ed Ponder, the Concierge Guru and Yvette N. Harris/Harris Public Relations, present you with the Top Ten Superbowl Weekend Tips
We continue to receive an overwhelming number of calls for hotel rooms, suites, tickets, club parties, helicopters, strippers, limos, so we have prepared some helpful tips that we hope you take into consideration and pass on to your friends who are contemplating coming to South Beach for Superbowl Week. 1. For those who with restricted budgets, who just heard or remembered the most star-studded and anticipated Super Bowl ever will be in South Florida this weekend, the Superbowl returns to Miami in 2010, get your reservations in now and save. You can always book a room in Key West, Daytona or Jacksonville and drive back and forth. 1. For the real few of you who actually have baller's pockets and don't mind spending the cost of a used Mercedes on a hotel stay, last minute deals remain. 1. No! Yvette does not have any room on her couch, floor, bathtub, kitchen or courtyard for that matter (unless you are willing to pay big bucks or provide her with an all expense paid trip to Tahiti or Africa don't bother to ask). 1. We DO NOT have transferable hook ups, invites, passes or ID; and your name is NOT on the list. 1. If you are trying to hang out at the hottest parties, be extra Fly and prepared to pay major balla $$$$$$ for admission. The more the $$$$ the shorter the line. 1. Clothing, parking, drinks and food NOT INCLUDED. Cha ching-Cha ching. 1. The line normally reserved for has-bens, used-to-bes, wanna-bes and groupies has been suspended for the weekend. Along with the normally successful lines "I know", I'm with", My frin", I'm local, "I don't do lines" "Remember me?" (NO!!) "C'mon man" and "Help a brotha out", have all been used, suspended and retired, until Feb. 9th 1. We know you like Miami Vice but…….do not wear anything Crockett and Tubs wore unless you want credit *on CSI (Classless, Stupid and Ignorant) *Muscle shirts and *Daisy Dukes* 1. For our Detroit crew-YES you can wear linen- NO you can not wear linen shorts. Know your role. 1. For our crew from NY, ATL and DC who are driving to Miami( why we have no clue)- Parking will cost you if you are lucky to get into a lot on South Beach. The meters do run til midnight. Please be careful where you park. We have what you call residential parking. That means if you are not a resident of Miami Beach and don't have either a parking pass or a visitor's parking pass and you see a nice empty spot that is in front of a sign that says Zone 1 , Zone 2, Zone 3 and Zone 4- Do not—We repeat DO NOT PARK THERE. If you do South Beach Towing ( who stands to make quite a bit of money next week) will seize your car and it will cost you. There is nothing worse than coming out of a club at 5am and realizing you have been towed. We have all been there. It's not fun. What you might want to do next time is plan early and book a flight! It will be cheaper. 1. If, you are flying in, renting a car, driving………pay attention to the price of gas while you sit in Atl-like rush hour traffic on South Beach, Coconut Grove, Downtown and all parts near. The valet parkers are cheering like Lil Richard for yo ass to roll up with prices starting at $30.00 1. No we don't have tickets to the GAME unless you have 3K and binoculars. Coupons, boarding passes, birth certificates, high school, college and optimist jerseys not accepted. 2. We will not be taking any calls from "remember me" callers until Feb 9th. 3. If you're in line outside BED, Mansion, Setai, Prive, Santo, The Victor, SkyBar, Versace Mansion, Nikki Beach, The Sagamore, Bank of America Tower, Dolphin Stadium or the Forge or anyone the other hottest parties on the planet earth and can't If you can't get in…………… go home. 4. If you are looking for free or low cost public events make sure you pick up the Miami Sun Post, Miami Herald or the Miami New Times . 1. Any legal issues please contact: Contact Delancy Hill's -Attorney Marlon Hill-786.777.0184 or 305.244.4456 _ His office will be on call all weekend-
